tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

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oneflamingo:

are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame

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dontnuts:

if you have an outie belly button im sorry

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pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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