saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
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saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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